#lesson zero

[theknucklehead]

It's always funny seeing Twilight act weird and crazy.

[twiligh7sbong]

ngl i just wanted to rebrand on here. more to come

[poniesholdingeachothertenderly]

[aideshou]

Same vibes

Same lessons

[lesson-zero]

Thanks to all who came out to hear us play the Arlington County Fair. We hope you enjoyed the show. Next up is West Oaks Farm Market 9/22.

[snazzycicada]

[dailygihun]

day 26 || he is like lily of the valley to me

[clementimetodie]

We as a society have forgotten that school children were still hand writing essays in class not that long ago

[spicylove4ever]

Was this the moment he realized he was not going to see his daughter again?

[himulrai]

I gave up with this but at least it's done now

[choshasan]

No one:

Me walking up to absolutely dead fandoms with like 2 people left in them and they're barely even active in those fandoms:

Oh, well this is a place for me, this is comfy :3

.... WHERE'S MY FAN CONTENT?! GIMME FAN CONTENT!!

[reality-detective]

Hutchison Effect

What if Zero-Point Energy already existed? 🤔

[rawliverandgoronspice]

I'm glad totk has no connection to the previous ganon (oot-onwards) because it would totally ruin him as a character.

Honestly I consider totk ganondorf separate even from botw, because I do love the idea of botw ganon being a completely self-dehumanized, seething, eldritch representation of this ageless grudge no one has any context for anymore, so he might as well be understood as a natural disaster or a vicious plague. I find this incredibly juicy!! Buuuut to me it only works within the context of a dozen other games building the ground up for this goopy, demonic, hateful incarnation with too many limbs and far too many angry eyes.

If you decide to connect BotW Ganon to TotK Ganondorf however.... like. I'm sorry, but. Sir, you are not this angry. You have zero reason to be anywhere near this level of rancor. You haven't even been stabbed, ever!!!! You never had your wish ripped out from under you!!!! You have never been forced to rot away in the void while fully aware of every agonizing second for centuries, not even a single time!!!! Rauru merely grounded you so you'd have your little power nap (:>), and then you woke up with renewed energy to topple down the other kid's sand castle just because it's fun to watch him cry. And honestly TotK Ganondorf does kind of feel like a toddler, gleeful to discover his own capacity for destruction for the first time. Which. I guess that could have been, something? I don't know, to me it's still pretty stupid and inconsistent honestly. But either way, that is not Dislocated Screeching Essence of a Mad Pig material.

TotK Ganondorf has no grudge, and as far as we know (which is insane!!!! this guy's core characterization is envy, yet he doesn't have this corrosive toxic energy at all in totk!!! he's far too happy to be here and break stuff just because, and like sir you are a grown man you've been a king for decades what are you so giddy aboutttt), the worse he had to suffer through in totk, as far as the game tells us, was a temporary humiliation. Which could absolutely be motivating for sure, but it feels very human and political and measured. Not "I will shred my own skin and forget my own name and suffer death a thousand times over just to show you all the depths of my hate" levels of fury. Again, to remove our familiarity to the character as players cheapens decades of buildup, and!!!!!!! anyway. Anyway.

anyway.

[ampleappleamble]

Let us end this.

The Bad at Eoral Sex Championship: Final Round

the time has finally come and the extra special guest star pinch hitter contestants are here to be as bad as they wanna be (at oral sex) so come get your vote on and tell the world

previous polls: round 1 — round 2

[ry0ubakura]

[ani-hua]

• The Question is —

"Who would you choose in a room full of your comfort characters?"

Me in a room with my comfort characters:

• The comfort characters in Question —

they're all mentally ill or are mass murderers.

p.s. even though orv anime and lotm donghua adaptations haven't been released yet. They will be, so I included 𝐤𝐢𝐦 𝐝𝐨𝐤𝐣𝐚 and 𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢 in my anime/donghua version comfort characters group.